A Lot Of Wind

Desperate for entertainment
So i turn the tv on
There's people jumping up and down
Then they have the panel on
And they talk a lot of wind
They talk a lot of wind



Then they have the weatherman on
He used to teach all our friends
He talked a lot of wind
He talks a lot about wind



Then they have carl lewis on
He's got a ponytail and he's a vegan
He talks a lot of wind
He talks a lot about wind



I turn the tragic lantern on
It's a program 'good morning'*
It's a lot of wind
They talk a lot about wind



I'm real sick and in distress
I got octagonals in my eyelids
From watching all that wind
I get horrible horrible horrible dreams
So i ring the tv line and get a lot of wind
They talk a lot of wind



You see them selling carpets
You see them in the shops
You see them on the kids programs
And they talk a lot of wind



Oh the boredom in my bones
From belching a lot of wind
They talk a lot about wind
They talk a lot about wind



I gotta forget about the wind
Has a lot of nerve
To talk a lot about wind



There's a roly-poly, roly-poly man
He's got a yak haircut (dick, dick, dick)
They talk a lot about wind