Moon Pie

Well who you callin' moon pie, my real name is richard
I live in a little town you've probably never been to before
There's a post office surrounded with gardenias
And a pair of mud flaps waggling at my door

I don't know what i want to say but somebody's got to help me
Nobody knows i'm here
No please don't call me moon pie, my real name is richard
My identity will disappear