Do You Remember The First Time?

You say you've got to go home 'cos he's sitting on his own again this
evening. I know you're gonna let him bore your pants off again. Oh God,
it's half past eight you'll be late. You say you've never been sure tho' it
makes good sense for you to be together. Still you bought a toy that can
reach the places he never goes & now it's getting late. He's so
straight. Do you remember the first time? I can't remember a worse
time but you know that we've changed so much since then, oh yeah,
we've grown. Now I don't care what you're doing, no I don't care if you
screw him just as long as you save a piece for me, oh yeah now, you
say you've got to go home. Well at least there's someone there that
you can talk to and you never have to face up to the nite on your own.
Jesus, it must be great to be straight. Do you remember the first
time?..etc.