How To Handle A Woman

How to handle a woman,
There's a way said a wise old man,
A way know by every woman,
Since the whole rigmarole began!

Do i flatter her, i begged him answer,
Do i threaten or cajole or plea,
Do i brood or play the gay romancer?
Said he, smiling, "no, indeed!"

"how to handle a woman,
Mark me well, i will tell you sir!
The way to handle a woman,
Is to love her, simply love her,
Merely love her, love her,
Love her!"