Betty's Got A Bass Boat

(bernie nelson/craig wiseman)

Now betty was your average ordinary girl
Never wanted very much out of this world
Just an occasional dinner and twirl, from a regular guy

So betty sat up one lonely night
Trying to figure out what a man might like
Then like a bolt right out of the blue, she got herself a plan

Betty's got a bass boat, betty's got a truck, all of a sudden things are looking up
She's the most popular girl in town, since she got a new camper and a huntin' hound
Might be coincidental, oh you just might never know
Oh, but things sure got a lot better since betty got a bass boat

Now lately getting a date isn't all that hard
There's a half a dozen bubba's fightin' in the yard
She won 'em over with her southern charm, and a satellite dish

Now betty can't believe her popularity
She's thinkin 'bout marketing her recipe
So ironic and the funny thing is, she never even liked to fish

Betty's got a bass boat, betty's got a truck, all of a sudden things are looking up
She's the most popular girl in town, since she got a new camper and a huntin' hound
Might be coincidental, oh you just might never know
Oh, but things sure got a lot better since betty got a bass boat

She's got bowling shoes, she can't lose
She's got those boys just blowin' their fuse
She's got a big screen, she's in the in scene
They're ever gonna make her strawberry queen

Betty's got a bass boat, betty's got a truck, all of a sudden things are looking up
She's the most popular girl in town, since she got a new camper and a huntin' hound
Might be coincidental, oh you just might never know
Oh, but things sure got a lot better since betty got a bass boat