The Ultimately Cheezy As Can Be Song

Went to a garage sale, what did i see?
My dream come true, in front of me
Three dollar special, it's my bike now
He's my best friend, though i don't know why

We climbed trees together
We picked up chicks
We're best friends forever

Now i gotta blow my nose
We had some good times, but i can't remember
And a lot of bad times, like when we squished my dog
I can remember when his seat smelled like a block of cheese
I tried to eat it, but then i threw up in my shoe