Yo Da Lin In The Valley

Voice talking: but anyway i like to value my relationships with women. sometimes i get so deeply involved i just have to feel like oral sex will complete our relationship.

Yo da lin in the valley
Yo-yo-yo
Yo da lin in the valley
A delicious break from potatoes
Yo da laheeeeoooooooo
Yo-yo-yo da laheeeooooo
Let em know how i'm layin
Unusual kinda casual yes with me girls are obsessed
To get undressed
Get fresh and have me
Yodle in the valley
And i'd do it at the drop of a dime
Sometimes goin from behind
Slowly strokin, no jokin
My tongue just keeps on pokin
And the best type of oochie coochie
Is the kind that tastes like sushi
Eat it
Watch a girl get frisky and then wash it down with a shot of whiskey

Yo-da-lin in the valley
Yeah kid rock kid rock
Yo-yo-yo da lin in the valley
Yeah kid rock kid rock
Yo da laheoooo

Yo here's a story
I remember when i spent the night at sally's house
Woke up with cotton mouth
I couldnt speak
My tongue was weak
From yo-da-lin in the valley
Oh i love those mountain thighs
And a pizza pie before my eyes
But before i taste them juices
I make sure that sally douches
But she's not the only one
I like to yodle on
It sounds wicky wacky ticky tacky
But yo you know that i'm most happy

Yo-da-lin in the valley
Yo-yo-yo da lin the valley
A delicious break from potatoes
Yo da laheoooooo
Check it out
I need some more yodle music
Could you get break this down and give me some yoollllooo
I cant figure it out

Girls think i'm a freak cuz i dont speak
Whisper in their ear and make it clear
I love em'
Sorry dear dont haste
I'm not gonna say i love u when yer sitting upon my face
Oh yes it's warm and wet
In the valley you bet
And get this
One girl i yodled on
Had a bush thicker than the amazon
Forest
I felt like a tourist
A backpacker
Oh shit wheres my weedwacker
Came out with hair on my toungue
But still i got the job done

Yo-da-lin in the valley
Yeah kid rock kid rock
Yo-yo-yo-da-lin in the valley
Yeah kid rock kid rock
Yo da laheoooooo
For the 1-9-9-0