Well, Did You Evah

Have you heard?
The coast of maine just got caught in a hurricane?
Well did you evah?
What a swell party this is!
Have you heard that poor dear blanche got run down by an avalanche?
Well, did you evah?
What a swell party this is!
What daiquiris!
What sherry, please!
What burgundy!
What pommery!
Have you heard?
Professor munch ate his wife and divorced his lunch?
Well, did you evah?
What a swell party this is!
Missus smith in her new hup crossed the bridge when the bridge was up,
Well, did you evah?
What a swell part this is!
What brandy, wow!
What whiskey, here's how!
What gin and what beer,
Will you sober up, dear?