Queen Of The Tabloids

Chorus:

I'm the queen of the sleazy tabloids
I rule the trashy kingdom
Like lady di they make sure i am never left alone
Papparazzi and reporters stalk me from the shadows
Making sure to kepp my royal assetts on my throne

Oh they talk about the lovers
That i keep undercover
And i wish that i was as much fun
As they have you believe
Just like alec baldwin
I'd love to whack 'em all one
But instead i'll wait and see
Who i am sleepin' with next week

I'm the queen of the sleazy tabloids
And i rule the trashy kingdom
But the rumors raise my cue score
And pay for my big home
I guess i 'augt to sue them
But instead i guess i'll use them
To keep me in the spotlight
And keep me on my throne

Cause i'm the queen of the sleazy tabloids